Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
I was the only girl on an all-boys varsity soccer team. I had to change on the bus during away games because I didn’t have a locker room at other schools. I was not uncomfortable with that, actually. I did what I had to.
But one day I noticed that like three guys who were seniors were just staring at me as I did this and I must have shot them a dirty look because one of them (who is actually a family friend) was like “I’m sorry, I don’t mean to stare, but we’re still trying to figure out how the hell girls do that” and I just felt bad. They just want to get their girlfriend’s bra off without losing an eye and we can remove the whole thing like fucking wizards
i told my mom about this post and she went ‘wait, you can do it with long sleeves? um, i’ll be right back’
OK I LOOKED UP GADRIEL’S NAME TO FIND OUT WHAT THE BIBLE SAID AND HOLY SHIT ASDFGHJKL;
NO NOPE NAW
#I feel like this is kinda how it is when you meet your favorite celebrity#its this moment you’ve been waiting for for so long#and when it finally happens its this glorious moment#and even though its only a few seconds#its probably the best moment of your life#something you will cherish and think about forever#but to them you’re just another face in the crowd#someone they will never think about again#and its really tragic when you think about it
That’s really depressing… thanks. But it’s true.. I think about that all the time.
No, but think about it. He’s not being rude. He wants to remember. “I met you once.” And he has to go through over 900 years worth of memory, every stranger he’s ever met. He does remember her. He just needs a hint.
He’s never met an unimportant person before. He remembers her. He just needs a hint.
Reposting a couple of things because I just realized they were not readable the first time I posted them.
It still stands that I’m sad Eleven and Jack didn’t meet—I’d have loved to see their dynamic
"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to something the white man can walk to." Chris Rock
fic where Stiles and Derek start accidentally dating. Like maybe they end up going out for food after a research session or pack meet or because they were both hungry at the same time. And they both think ‘this is interesting’ because they enjoyed themselves.
And then maybe it happens again once or twice and Stiles moves around plans with scott and derek with cora so they can do their usual and they both kind of realize this is what dating is if either of them actually did that sort of thing.
And then they decide ‘well we could do that sort of thing. This sort of thing. Where we go out together, alone, on like…a regular basis.” And then after awhile they finally call it dating because that’s what it is, especially when things progress enough that one night a month after they start thinging Derek walks Stiles to his jeep and Stiles kisses him right as he’s about to say goodnight.
And maybe Stiles waited until Derek was distracted just enough, just in case, but then Derek is settling his hands against Stiles’ waist and kissing him back.
But then maybe they decide not to tell anyone, not yet. Because they’ve seen what friends dating and breaking up looks like and it’s the kind of drama they want to avoid so they wait, they’ll tell people when they’re sure. Sure that this is a real actual thing.
And for the most part maybe not much changes in their behavior in public. They won’t let it, they’re discreet. But maybe both of them don’t realize how into each other they are. And maybe there’s little things they don’t realize until its pointed out to them later that they do.
Small things like Derek’s hand in the middle of Stiles’ back when he brushes past through an open door. Or Stiles’ fingertips on the back of Derek’s neck, like he does at night when Derek can’t fall asleep after they’ve fooled around on nights when the Sheriff is working till morning.
Or the way they’re quiet around each other sometimes.
Or the way they look at each other when the other isn’t looking and when they think no one’s watching.
But maybe months go by and nothing has changed. Which, is good because everything is good but Stiles wants to know what It is. But he’s too afraid to ask. So he finally tells Scott everything and Scott says it explains some things.
And Stiles asks if he knew and Scott says not for sure, that he was giving them till Christmas to get together because it’s obvious how gone for each other they are, “I just didn’t know you guys knew.” And Stiles asks what he means cos he’s the King of Discreet and then backtracks because “both. Both of us?”
And Scott just grins at Stiles and shakes his head. So, maybe Stiles decides to tell Derek they should be together together, give Derek his lacrosse hoodie, the whole nine yards of teen romance.
Maybe it’s a few days later and they’re eating takeout in front of the tv and Stiles has been trying to find the right moment and he finds it when Derek picks up a grease streaked carton and asks, “do you want the last egg roll?”
And Stiles shakes his head and stares at Derek and says, "I want you to be my boyfriend." And Derek maybe freezes a moment and says, "I don’t remember ordering that."
And Stiles stares at him, and Derek can probably hear the way his heart is pounding and he sits up and there’s a brief moment of complete uncertainty before Derek smiles really softly at him and Stiles sucks in a shaky breath.
Derek would probably kiss him then, all sweet and soft and poised and Stiles would laugh and climb into his lap because he can. And Derek would let him, and more he’d have this look on his face where he’d stare up at Stiles like he couldn’t imagine anywhere he’d rather Stiles actually be and Stiles still isn’t used to being looked at like that but he thinks he probably has the same expression on his face so it’s okay.
And then he’d probably take a huge bite out of the last of the egg rolls in Derek’s hand just to see him scowl in irritation. Because somehow it just seems right.
this post is frighteningly accurate.
I also find it funny because it looks like Cas already had a turn and he’s going back to the end of the line to go again.
I am sobbing
Look at Josh’s face. I bet he has been killed by his charm too
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post
K = Previous Post
L = Like
N = View Notes
Space = Show Photo
Shift + R = Reblog
Shift + E = Add to Queue
Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit